Never Scare a Beautiful Woman's Hair!

"On Our First Date, I Scared her Hair Away"

I had planned a beautiful day for this gorgeous woman. I wanted to have a picnic with a cup of wine near a magical water fountain. Instead, i made the wrong turn on the 405- ended up at Six Flags Magic Mountain.  

On entering the Amusement Park, I was a perfect gentlemen, very polite and very nice. That's why i offered her to go first on all the scariest rides. 

I gave her a warning before she entered the rides. I said, " Honey, i don't want you to be afraid and i don't want to hear no complains. Because Love is foolish and a silly game!"

As she exited the roller coaster, she began to scream, "MY HAIR,  MY HAIR" I told her, "Your hair looks fine- nobody should care. This is normal for Six Flags Magic Mountain because their is scary rides everywhere."

I decided to ease her anxiety and Man Up, I began to brush her hair. Instead, i ruined her hair and made things worse. She said, "You fucked up my hair, you fucked up my hair," i told myself, "this cute babe can curse."

At the end of the day, she was very angry and kept five feet away! I knew the reason- i scared her hair away. 

I never got a second date. But i learned my lesson. In order to keep any beautiful woman's hair in place. Bring a can of Aqua-net to Six Flags Magic Mountain and have a magical day!!!

written by Enrique Visual Hawk Shield